The Chamber Of Secrets

I answered your question in the title. It really took you that long to do that? You're losing your typing touch, my friend. Not that you were that speedy to begin with... Have you ever seen that cartoon of Speedy Gonzalez? He has a cousin, named Slow-Poke, much like the Pokemon. You're more like a SlowBrow than a Slow-Poke though... By the way, you can refer to me as "Speedy Gonzalez" from now on, just sayin'.

What else did you do... Oh, that freak with the beard... What a loser. I'm hoping that he has some slight relevance to the fact that we're talking? Does he have something to do with robotics? I hope so... If not, then he's just kind of pointless...

Um... I have a knock-knock joke for you.

Knock-Knock!

-Speedy.