Emmerson, Maybe?

For me, I'm thinking. I don't know... I've been looking into it; and their departments seem pretty cool. But I'm in the same boat as you, really. I have no clue what I want to do. Right now? I'm eating a Kit-Kat and enjoying a 12 year old Daniel Radcliffe find his way into The Chamber of Secrets.

Acting, maybe? But a degree in theatre means nothing. Zero at all...
Math, maybe? But I don't want to be a teacher... I'd like some money...
FBI? Nah... they want people without a sense of humor for that job.

I don't know. But I do know that this Kit-Kat is very tasty.

1. I like using big words, because I think they make me sound smarter. In reality, I'm sure they just make me sound like a moron who's trying to sound smarter, but it's the thought that counts.
2. I don't like the way root beer smells. It smells musky, and I don't appreciate the feeling it puts in my nasal cavities.
3. When I get sick, the first thing that happens is that I get a headache, then a sore throat. But when I get a sore throat, it's not like when I swallow, it's when I move my neck... Weird, I know...
4. I like the color yellow.
5. I have a phobia of balloon animals, just saying.

-Speedy.